"Finding flats in a MonsterMarketplace is a real challenge, I empathise for those who get sucked into this trap"
Matt Whistler 2008
You may also be wondering why I have put Monstermarketplace in the previous sentence well it's
just that a friend pointed out that if you type Matt Whistler into google then MonsterMarketplace and porn link sites come up, so I figured if my name is going to be exploited which, to be honest, I don't really care about, however, I may as well start a word war and write MonsterMarketPlace in this paragraph as much as the human eye can take reading MonsterMarketPlace,before getting tired and bored of seeing the words MosterMarketPlace . The thing is if I write MonsterMarketPlace several times then this blog page will come up in Google as opposed to a second rate , two bit , low down , good for nothing cheap , marketing ploy. The MonsterMarketPlace website has less chance of increased revenue due to poor desperate promotional tactics. It is a MonsterMarketPlace and their are Monsters within the MonsterMarketPlace and I don't mind airing my dirty laundry as it kind of fits into the whole Matt Whistler blog vibe. So there we have it, hopefully I have succeeded in re-directing some traffic, but as I said before I don't care really Ive probably just got far too much time on my mittens.
Anyway back to the conman on Gumtree
I am not trying to take on the injustices of the world it's just been an odd day in cyber world.
I doooont believe it Sir Mike Talon is now at it. By the looks of things an American comedian who is using my youtube film descriptions to put beneath his stand up acts. I really don't care, I just find it interesting how individuals and companies steal blurb to re-direct traffic. I think Sir Mike Talon must be clutching at straws with his Sir Mike Talon ness. Well let me tell you something Mr Sir Mike Talon, I like the name but you are now going to have to work harder to get your Sir Mike Talon internet presence known. May the farce be with you Sir Mike Talon.
charlesmellow26@gmail.com
Hello offer
house at the moment. and i hate to see it dirty every time. Its better
for me to let it out to someone who will make it clean and tidy. I
hope you understand this. Well, Viewing the house is not a problem.
But i will like you to do a thing. I guess you will understand this.
It's in the policy my Lawyer has told me and i wish to abide by it. I
won't get any money from you now. So you will do a thing to make me
believe you really need the Apartment.I have been fooled several times
and I had to travel a long journey with my Lawyer to meet people who
wants to view my property and at the end of the day they tell me they
want to stay in the apartment for a month before they would pay me. I
don't want this to happen to me again so My Lawyer has advised me that
I have to be sure that who so ever is renting my property should be
capable of paying the cost of the rent.
You will go to the nearest WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER around
you,Send to your Friend send the sum 1100pounds in WESTERN UNION. The
money is still within you. I am not ready to get money from you as i
have said. All I need to see is the WESTERN UNION copy of receipt
giving to you. Scan the WESTERN UNION receipt and send it as an
attachment to my email just for me to view it and be sure you are
ready to get the Flat. after viewing the FLAT, and you really like it,
You can go together to the WESTERN UNION location agent or bank around
here to get the 1100 pounds back and we can reach an agreement on how
you will move into the Flat. I will pay back to you the charges you
will be using in sending the money in WESTERN UNION. If you don't
understand, Here is an examples of how to do it....
SENDERS NAME....................YOUR NAME
RECEIVER' NAME...................YOUR FRIEND NAME.
AMOUNT SENT.....................1100POUNDS.
and scan the copy of receipt to me in an email just for me to view it.
and then i can pick you up and show you the Flat.
Best Regards.
Charles
Hi Charles
I am really grateful for your email. This sounds like an amazing offer and I really appreciate your kindness. Money is not a problem. I do have money but don't trust the Western Union. I would much rather give you the money in person. Please understand the money is not counterfeit I have a lovely wife who cooks hot meals and does the knitting. My job is a high security job so I am afraid I cannot reveal my career.
I can give you the money tomorrow. Meet me outside the mad hatter at 1pm I will be driving past in a Tuc Tuc and will shout yaber daber doo to let you know its definitely me. I will quickly stop and give you the envelope. Its nice doing business with you. I am looking forward to seeing you and getting the keys to the property.
Is it possible that I can have the doorway to the flat enlarged in width and height to allow my uncle clench to visit from time to time.
The pleasure is all mine
Best regards
Matt
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