Radio West Pier

INTRODUCING RWP !

The worlds first on-line interactive comedy
show incorporating local artistic talent. Welcome to
the imminent arrival of Radio West Pier, a comedy
show presented by Jah Scooterman and

Rico Mortis, and is run on a bit of a shoestring
budget. Our studio is a converted underwater shack
that used to be part of the West Pier until it fell
off during a severe storm, at which time we squatted
it. After selling bits of West Pier driftwood on e-bay
we had the money to run a power cable from the
candyfloss shop on the seafront. Thanks to the
cleaner pulling the plug out of the wall socket in
the Candy Floss shop,our power source went to
cock, so our attention is now on green energy and
generators operated with excercise bikes. We're in,
were on, were rockin and set up to broadcast a zany,
upbeat, visually impacting comedy show with more
quirky edges than a hedgehog in a bag of pick n mix.
Jah Scooterman and Rico Mortis are Matt Whistler
from Burnley and Eric Mahoganeigh from
Clapham respectively. We first met while collaborating
on pirate hospital radio and did quite
well in doubloons and the wooden limb health plan,
but we know we've done the right thing setting up
our own venture with a radio shack that can ocean
hop courtesy of bits of engine run on bottled flatulence.
Our guests either arrive in our rented Swimousine or
jump off the West Pier.
THE FOLLOWING IS TRUE (Not that the above is
any less of a reality) Matt Whistler holds two world
records on self-propelled push scooters, has acted
bit parts in countless TV Dramas and films and
once turned a multi-talented eccentric
bi-lingual technophobic parrot into a
national celebrity overnight. He also conceived
and organised the world's first naked
speed dating event. Eric Mahoganeigh
writes for the Chap magazine andthe
Treason show. Eric has also performed
on stage at the Big Green gathering.

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