Radio West Pier news reviews

ROLLING BONE MAGAZINE

RWP In my book stands for Really Weird People, but fuck it I'm being paid to write a review, so nose peg on and here goes. Radio West Pier is an Internet Comedy Show broadcasting from an underwater radio shack (yeah it gets worse) run by two inhabitants of Planet Cretin, Jah Scooterman and Rico Mortis. Its an addled mix of sketches, visuals and music (well that's how they describe it).

The lo-lights include a scene with Scooterman naked – don't worry about Global Warming his bits will launch poster campaigns saying "for the sake of our grand children we must act now". And there's a speakers corner that's got every nut case in England with bad teeth mind you, those loons make more sense than Congress.

Its not all doom and gloom. When the West Pier burns down its the most exciting thing that's happened to that Limey ridden soggy country. If Radio West Pier syndicates to the States I might jump ship and move in with the Russkies. And ramming that antennae on episode three! That sure squeezes your wing wang. Boy id like to get hold of that Swimousine and put whores and mini bars in it! But I'm getting too kind in my old age- back to reality. Those musicians they are like ecodippies who scream blue murder if someone's eating a burger in the next block.

And Bill Bailey and Zoe Ball, if your endorsing this flotsam of the airwaves, what does that say about you? Is Ed Wood the director? To be this inept you need talent.

P.J .O Rorke

Rolling Bone Magazine