Edinburgh Fringe Reviews

EDINBURGH FRINGE REVIEWS

Edinburgh Fringe reviewsMenopausal Monthly

- a conservative viewpoint of the arts of the underworld Following a volume of bad press and incoherent ramblings from the lower classes, I Virginia, during my normal monthly periodical have decided to review the show (Radiowestpier) and was horrified and indeed very surprised by the lack of empathy that individuals have surmised about it's participants, (I feel no need to mention the trash weekly concerned at this juncture).

Firstly, the genius that is, Jah Scooterman. What an entrepreneur, philanthropist and an all round good egg he is; taking pity upon a fellow human in the form of drop out tramp and no doubt beatnik and hippy that is known as Rico Mortis. Consider this, who in their sound mind would employ such a mess of a man. Mr. Mortis would just drain the welfare resources and would have been cast onto the slag heap, that others, such as Mr. Scooterman and myself also that have tirelessly paid into to enable the financial assistance to help less unfortunates. Jah, if I am allowed to address him informally and informally dressed he was on a number of occasions, (I've had to enlighten the ladies who do lunch and the WI as to his generous particulars); Without Jah, the show would be a complete disorganised dishevel of a watery hole.

Jah's tenacity puts into mind of an ex I was once privy of being courted by (before the unfortunate accident with the noose and the high heels he so liked wearing). If ever, Mr. Scooterman wished to stand for Parliament, whether it was on his hands or his feet, I would gladly nominate him, and if he so wished act as his personal assistant (for a nominal fee of 10%). I'd like to point out that in order to understand and enlighten you to the next coming of the Messiah, one must attend a small venue in the Scottish City known locally there as Edinburgh….he is in attendance to a festival of comical delights and I'm sure the ladies in the front row will be swooning….if not, then rather coarsely throwing a pair of under garments onto the platform for him to mop his heavily laden brow…..NOW WHO WOULD WANT TO MISS A MAN LIKE THAT!!!!!!

Written by Lady Virginia Whiff- TuftOr 'Vi' to her closet friends